So, you’re an Atheist.You believe in Science instead of a God. Right. Obviously you are a very smart guy. It’s Science. No God. No soul. I get it. It’s all explained by Science. By Science, we – humans – are really complex chemical reactions. Chemistry is really atomic and molecular physics. Biology, DNA, and all that are really just chemistry. Right? Knuckle tap. Yea! No God. No soul. No heaven. No hell. Just chemistry. Got it.
I once loved this one:
“Can God do anything?”
“Can God make a rock so big that He can’t lift it?”
They stutter “yes, no, I don’t know. Oh, My head hurts.”
I could not hide my smug grin of superiority. Yes, I was a jerk.
So if He made a pentagon that had six sides it would be a hexagon. Right? Right! So, He couldn’t do it. Right? No way! So God almighty is not the limitless entity that many religions say He is. Hmmm, maybe I should become an atheist. Man that guilt free living would be so GREAT!
Many of you like to flex your incredible intellect by pointing out how stupid Noah’s Ark is or the talking snake (serpent) or Lot lending his daughters to guest. And Oh! How about the one where the wife gets her arm cut off if she grabs the “secrets” of a man fighting with her husband. We can agree that this seems to be customized law relating to a very specific incident. Can’t we? Personally, I don’t want my wife grabbing “secrets” either. “Baby, just whack him in the head with a beer bottle. Don’t want to lose that arm.”
You hate those Mormon bastards, don’t you? You see the dumb asses riding around on bicycles wearing starched white shirts, ties and dark pants. It makes you feel like a lump of crap sitting there in front of your gaming rig nursing your atheist cynicism. They are neatly groomed – like Donny Osmond. Yea, you ridicule them. They interfere with your WoW quest or porn watching. If you had real flamethrower you would roast them when they knocked on your door. You want to hate the little freshly scrubbed bastard’s don’t you – but on some level you gotta respect that kind of commitment.